What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:48

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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